"Falling in love with you is the same as kissing my dignity goodbye."
OMGMMGMG I LOVE THAAAAAT!! It would be amazing if he wasn’t a vegetarian. Imagine him with his red eyes and his mouth full of blood while he tries to convince our sweet Nessie to kill people… Slejskdjsidjskdjsdjsk! And imagine him trying to sacrifice himself for her. Imagine his jokes about how awful deer smell and imagine her trying to comfort him by saying that he looks more handsome with golden eyes!
Also, the last line reminded me of something… Do you remember when the Cullens thought Nessie would die in 15 years? The only possible solution would be change her into a vampire, and Bella mentions that Jacob didn’t like the idea. Well whaaaattt? He would rather see her dead than be one of them? HAH, like I haven’t heard that before, Jacob.